fuukaxyamagishi:
Askbox Roulette

fuukaxyamagishi:

dualfools00:

"H-hold on…don’t I get a say—" 

SLAM. And the two were locked in the basement of her house. Alone. With no other feasible way out.

"…Damn it."

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Fuuka giggled, noting that this had to look bad for her character. “Well, let’s just say that mom messed up on the locks and have it where it locks outside rather than the inside. …she didn’t notice since we usually keep it open…” Fuuka shook her head and sat down on the couch and patted the spot next to her.

"The key is somewhere…I think it’s in the bathroom down here, on the doorhandle…? But I haven’t seen the key in a long time…" She was playing the innocent card now—she was being very very mischievous tonight. 

"What did she do to make that happen? Turn the doorknobs inside out?" He ridiculed openly in the face of their current predicament while taking a seat next to the teal-haired priestess and shaking his cerulean haired cranium in disbelief.

"So are we gonna spend the night looking for this key or just chill?" He asked, totally fine with doing one or the other.

What’s one thing you’ve been dying to ask the mun?

sekaigakasanaru:

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"D-don’t watch, Makoto!" Despite her attempts to look away, she… kinda failed. The scene was a mixture of perverted and hilarious.

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"Waaaait a minute! If you’re in that body, that means we can finally see what she looks like! Pull back the hood!" Time to solve one of Blazblue’s greatest mysteries.

"…Holy shit, you’re right lieutenant Nanaya! I knew we had you in Intelligence for a reason…" Haokaka quickly moved her paws clumsily to reach for the hood that held within it the greatest unsolved mystery of the entire franchise…but then stopped. "Waaaait a minute…" Then she had an idea. A wicked idea. A deliciously, evilly, wicked idea.

Laying back and taking a sultry pose, she winked at the squirrelly reaper. “What kind of cheap Orient Town hussy do you take me for!? You’ve gotta work to earn these goods~” If he was trapped in the feline’s body then goddamn it he was gonna troll with it in ways he could never do with the body Relius had originally crafted for him.

Guys, I’m sure I have a reputation somewhere in this fandom: So what is it? Leave that in my ask box as I ponder over this.

sekaigakasanaru:

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"…Captain, you naughty boy."

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Dooooooon’tthink for a second I actually like this!” Haokaka declares in a shrill voice in between lapping his tongue over his—her deliciously toned legs. 

"I know I’ve done some messed up shit in the past but isn’t this a bit much for punishment!?”

Elsewhere with Haokaka…

"I’m trying to put up a valiant resistance against the urge to lick myself…the urge is winning.”

sekaigakasanaru:

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"I’m on my way to steal your girlfriend!"

Ragkoto said in a chipper tone that did not sound right in any way, coming from his mouth. Then she changes the subject, as if she hadn’t said anything crass at all. “I see you’re still in Jinjin’s body. What’s it like?”

It must be nice, having a butt that wasn’t so… incomplete.

"Ugh…it’s awkward as shit." Jagna spoke, using his newly gained lighter voice in an appropriate gruff manner to spout countless obscenities. "Like, what self-respecting guy is actually comfortable with such a skin-tight suit? And it’s thin too so if there’s a draft, my ass is gettin’ the raw front of the cold.”

antfish:

kaiserneko:

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